Look at this guys kit, the posture, the cadence

Look at this guys kit, the posture, the cadence, he’s groovy, you can clearly see he has the attention of a couple of young lovelies, maybe he’s a student of Robert Greene’s "The Art of Seduction" or he could be a natural, the wispy wet side-part of the hair hearkens on the character Jean-Louis from Eric Rohmer’s 1969 classic, “My Night at Maud’s”…the un-buttoned pleated barrel cuff even reveals a Buddhist prayer bead bracelet and a leather banded timepiece, so we’re convinced he’s a punctual moralist, but loose, possibly a YSL vintage find, freshly unfolded from years of storage,  flossing a club (Cambridge) collar, a light sky blue, relaxed without a t-shirt or an a-frame undergarment, the blackberry can easily be swapped out as a card holder, 'magine…but what went wrong with the polyester trousers, when MisterMort first flashed me this set of pics, yet another candid moment captured from the man himself, i thought, here's a classic case of long arms with shallow pockets, when the talent is there, always remember to never short change yourself, notice the twenties popping from his change pouch, don't reveal your hand whoadie, it's in poor taste and so is the harsh clash of materials, i was expecting a light wool, maybe a gabardine or even a linen, pleated with a nice hardy and comfortable rise, nope, he's runnin' a heavy poly, i can see the thick 'hidden' seam and pil balls for days, even from this angle, and lemme find out that's a belled jean cut and some boots that were made for walking, but hey, you tell me, should he forget about the walkin' and  just get to steppin'? 

written by my dear friend Michael Jude Caputo.

Comments

[Eric]

I hate polyester but I do like the cut of the trousers. If he was sporting a mustache I might confuse him with Carlos D. from Interpol.

[Nelson Nutella]

Oy-yoy. It's what happens when Criterion Collection nerds try to pull off Old Money/Blue Blood Euro look. What I don't understand is why role play like that in the first place. Discreet Charm of a Charlatan ?

[Tully]

He looks like a dork.

[Tuco]

Nice shirt, but the pants and boots make him look like an extra from Brokeback Mountain. He's not herding sheep in that outfit.

[Clasically Curricular Trad]

Sleazy.

[Luc]

He looks like the stylist Christopher Niquet?

http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f71/christopher-niquet-stylist-52204.html

[Braithwaite Bros]

Great shirt, good looking so I guess he can pull the honeys. Shit I hate guys like that.

[Crys]

I really would like to iron his shirt! its annoying me.

[desmet]

he is Christopher Niquet

[johnGEEEEE]

maybe its the money hangin out the pocket

[Heathrow Airport]

Is he a gay with bukkake boots wide pants and wrinkled shirt?

[TorontoBill]

I love that he has money sticking out of his pocket!

[MR.DIXON]

I dont know about pullin honey's.....those two dont look like they would be able to dance on the night shift...noon performances only!!!...and as for him he looks like he literally fell out of a donation bag at the Salvation Army...I hate this limp ass style on men..I mean really he couldnt change a flat on his mini cooper in those pants!!!

[MR.DIXON]

I swear I saw him riding a buggy in Amish country!!

[MisterMoshe]

"...couldn't change a flat on his mini cooper..." that alone was worth this post- thank you mr. dixon.

As for Mister Mort and Mister Caputo- you gave this guy more attention with this posting than he got with any of those "girls".

[Theodore Bouloukos]

I'd wager he's just another preppy à la vie bohème.

[RICKY]

SOMEONE STEAL THAT CASH FROM THUS SHE-BORDA!

[MR.DIXON]

Thank you MISTERMOSHE....I enjoy contributing.